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Kev Intelligence AgencyPERSONAL RECORDVDPKVN305FL
| FILE NUMBER | #305-VDP-000186 |
|---|---|
| PURPOSE RECORD | G-LINEUP-9(P) |
| DATE OF RECORD | ██████████ |
| CASE STATUS | OPEN / ONGOING |
| SRU ID | K007 |
#KVDP305MIAGG000186
- NAME:
- KEVIN VAN DER POLL
- RECORD ID:
- VDP-305-K
- PRONOUNS:
- HE/HIM
- AGE:
- REDACTED
- OCCUPATION:
- DIGITAL TOOLMAKER
- NATIONALITY:
- SOUTH AFRICAN
- BASE:
- MIAMI, FL
- ALIASES:
- VDP / KEV.PNG
Subject Photograph
Photo ID: VDP-305-K • Date taken: ██████
Findings
- Excessive side projects, ongoing
- Breaking systems to learn their rules
- Making things nobody asked for
- Operating as a developer, an artist, a bartender, and a carpenter. All findings confirmed
analyst's note: subject describes the work as "somewhere between useful and strange." the agency concurs.
#Codereact, node, typescript, next.js. automations, scrapers, AI tooling, weird web experiments. builds real software and strange ones with equal conviction.
#Handscabinetry, CNC, demolition, stone work. when the screen gets old the tools come out. the pattern never changes: make the thing.
#Floorbartender, trainer, manager. years of high-volume service. handles chaos without freezing. keeps moving when the thing is messy.
Biometrics
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Likes
raw but designed. high-contrast line art, vintage newsprint, banknote engraving, code that feels beautiful.
Dislikes
polished corporate sludge, generic inspirational language, anything that smells generated.
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